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This stone pipe is a novelty for discerning people. No pretense, just art.
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* COMMEMORATE ROCK & ROLL
* USE AS A DECORATION
* If you decide to smoke from this pipe I suggest keeping it in the freezer to "feel" a different sensation. When you enjoy flavored pipe tobacco, it is recommended you purchase a water pipe such as a "hookah" which cools the smoke and minimizes tobacco tar intake. If you want to lessen your cigarette intake, the bowl is designed to hold one cigarette to enjoy at your own pace. Tamp it.
* KEEP AS
COLLECTIBLE ART
* DISPLAY AS A CURIO
* GIVE AS A BUSINESS GIFT
* THEY MAKE GREAT PAPERWEIGHTS FOR PLANS AND LAYOUTS for business.
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* USE AS A CONVERSATION PIECE.
I have "PIPE DREAMS!"..., What are yours?
Here is a “touchstone” that brings forth ideas to make our sharing sex more than “over-rated.” I like sex and I like it to be good.
“Necessity, who is the mother of invention.”
Plato,
The RepublicGreek author & philosopher in Athens (427 BC - 347 BC) .
Ladies first. Lengthen and strengthen or adopt my coil vaginal canal system. It works like a rope wound up to approximately nine inches Imperial or twenty-three cm International. It spirals upward, coiling. Like the one felt, it provides true textural friction and stuck-togetherness. There is the opening at the top of the canal for men’s “porn-star penises,” prayed for as well. The foreskin and head of said penis pops through the deep inner end of the improved canal, now with inner sphincter, said opening catches the head on the pulling outward stroke. The bio-material our creator uses could include a guide sleeve so that the rope-like bio-material will not unwind out of place. The coil unwinds to provide a huge opening where the newborn baby passes effortlessly with no pain to the mother. After the baby has come, the rope would then spiral up, worming or being pulled into place through the sleeve made with the lubri-flesh (for lubrication) and textures within the coiled helix. When the coil is again wound up, you can both enjoy any position. The ladies can ask to stop unwanted pains. This vagina could also adjust for the many feels enjoyed by individuals. Soft sex and/or hard sex, the couple decides.
To combat sexual abuses, I introduce “bio-switches.” Programmed instincts for actions (inspired by what you feel before doing something wrong) within men and women, and boys and girls, based on a “Yes” or a “No” the individual decides, giving the penis permission to become erect. When men and women come together, their mutual and consensual “Yes” will dictate the action. Adult and child bio-switches are incompatible, with that, no child abuse. The same bio-switches can be used to deny homosexuality. Like-minded people of opposite gender could separate and come together with no harm done. No offense to homosexuals intended. You could be with whom you like.
Last, to make man her only one, to not allow females to climax or orgasm with anything that is not male human flesh. If she needs vibration, there are those novelties that attach to the male member. And where all the favorite sex toys only work with a man present. All apologies ladies, I prefer you share your sexual energies with men. All apologies to those with opposing agendas, the Good Lord gave me the "stones" with which to present my preferred options. If you want to use the pipe as a reminder, pray for us all, building a collective advocacy towards "real change we can believe in."
I'm not "stoned", really! I am modest, but think it's "righteous" enough to "throw" (cast)out there. Disclaimer: The ideas just read are not meant for you to question why you and I were made different. God is good! We get what we deserve.
Coming from the Earth, each one is unique. You really don't know what your going to get unless you get that specific one on Ebay. There is a refrigerator magnet included. The bag and tag are for display.